no GenAI crap
please don’t send low-effort GenAI messages
Imagine inviting friends to your birthday, but your message is so bloated with buzzwords and emojis, their first instinct is to unsubscribe... 🤦♀️
❌ Don't be like Keith
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Let's be real. Not every message needs to read like a fitness coach’s LinkedIn post. When you ask GenAI to “make it more professional,” “more exciting,” or “more inviting,” it turns a simple task into a wall of buzzwords and emojis. It stops being useful and starts being noise... it's annoying.
Chill bruh, why does this even matter?
❌ Your message hogs screen space. If i have to scroll, it's too long.
❌ You burn everyone’s time. The real info gets buried under mountains of fluff.
❌ You sound like an idiot. Nobody talks in “growth mindsets” and “value creation.”
❌ What could have been a one-liner now needs a TL;DR. Who has the time?
✅ Try it like Dawn
You don't really need GenAI to write a Slack message (or MS Teams, Google Chat*, ...).
✅ Share just the essentials: date, time, topic, and a signup link.
✅ Make it obvious what action (if any) is required.
✅ Skip the hype, the buzzwords, and the emoji parade.
* Bless your soul. My sincere condolences.